#1 Kitchen towels are not interchangeable with paper plates in a microwave.
#2 Potatoes make wrinkled, unattractive centers for burning kitchen cloths.
#3 Whenever you take a car to a shop, figure on your repair being twice what was expected.
#4 Father's are very nice to have. They give you free used lumber for greenhouse projects.
#5 Ban ginger from your morning juicing.
#6 Lysol kills ladybugs and stinkbugs.
#7 When car repair guys begin by calling your 'honey' you have lost about 20 years of respect. Only acceptable if you get a discount.
#8 Keep trying. You are bound to make a decent 100% whole wheat bread loaf eventually.
#9 Buy everything you will need in life before 2011. Inflation is going to kill you.
#10 Go to bed.